Do You Dare Invade My City?

I'm the proud ruler of the City of Kings. A lineage that does as far back as those of the Dunedein. The majesty of the White City will make you weep in frustration.

Do you dare invade my city??

Take that you scumbag!

*kaBOOM*

Hurrah to Lord and Leige of the City Of Kings!

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Ok, fine, its just a 5"x5" model of the City of Minas Tirith, and I'm not really from the Dunedein, but let me have my fantasies will you?

God, Im so happy!

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Minas Morgul shall face my pure wrath! I will smite the evil from within its depths and scourge the enemy with the force of Middle Earth!...

(To be continued...)